Le D-Aglaé

Daphne, 21, proud mother/father of Ada Chloe
theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

(via chick-hen-roost-her)

guatymelon:

bookdrunkinlove:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO FUCKING OLD AND I’M ONLY 29… jesus the 90’s weren’t that awesome.

Lol, the punks were the cool kids??? Where was this, the tartan skirts I saw usually were as short as the short shorts of today, idk what 90’s this person is talking about I sure as heck didn’t see it growing up

guatymelon:

bookdrunkinlove:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO FUCKING OLD AND I’M ONLY 29… jesus the 90’s weren’t that awesome.

Lol, the punks were the cool kids??? Where was this, the tartan skirts I saw usually were as short as the short shorts of today, idk what 90’s this person is talking about I sure as heck didn’t see it growing up

(Source: theacheofmodernism, via caarooliinaaarraattiiaa)

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

(Source: prevalere, via caarooliinaaarraattiiaa)

If every world leader got high, there would be no more war. They will discuss major global problems over a joint and realise there are other alternatives. I put my life on that.

—House Of Hippies (via kushandwizdom)

(Source: thehouseofhippies, via kushandwizdom)

punkrockbetty:

weelilyjean:

thanks Gabriella for letting me borrow your bra that makes me feel like a mermaid princess! 

<3 Hottest Babe.